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I have decided that K-Fed is the new litmus test for parenthood. If there is a chance that K-Fed would make a better parent than you, DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN. The fact that he comes across as a more responsible parent than Britney is a truly sad commentary on her abilities as a grown-up.
Metaphysical Juxtapositioning upon a Thumbtack
A.K.A. Sugar Whores
Steamed vegetables ROCK. Who knew?
Well, Robyn, of course. And probably most of you. But I was surely unaware, and that fog has been lifted from my eyes.
This timely discovery comes at the heels of two exciting events. One, the steamer/rice cooker I bought today. And, more importantly, that I began LA Weight Loss on Monday, and am already down 7 pounds. By mid-August, there will hopefully be 80lbs less of me to love. With a svelte figure, and my personality....watch out ladies!
Either that, or I'll turn into an arrogant prick. Either way, it'll be better than it is now.
Well, Robyn, of course. And probably most of you. But I was surely unaware, and that fog has been lifted from my eyes.
This timely discovery comes at the heels of two exciting events. One, the steamer/rice cooker I bought today. And, more importantly, that I began LA Weight Loss on Monday, and am already down 7 pounds. By mid-August, there will hopefully be 80lbs less of me to love. With a svelte figure, and my personality....watch out ladies!
Either that, or I'll turn into an arrogant prick. Either way, it'll be better than it is now.
It's been 59 weeks since I last logged in. Much has happened in the previous year, and much of it is certainly worthy of print, given some of the drivel that passes for quality blogging these days. I can't even recall all the highlights, since there were so many. Turning 32, moving in with Robyn, getting my scrotum pierced - all in all, it's been a crazy time in my life. Thankfully, I am on an upward swing at the moment. How can I not be - I'm writing in LJ again. Weeeee.
Two things I need to mention here. First, the lead singer of System of a Down is a much better singer than I ever gave him, or his band, credit for in previous years. His latest song, with a disturbing video of kids in preschool acting out a war scene, is quite powerful, and though the lyrics are somewhat repetitive, I certainly can't criticize, given the repetitive nature of the music I survived on from '99-'03.
Secondly, I consumed one of the best salads I have ever eaten earlier tonight. For those of you that can or are willing to make the trip, Bar One at 924 Queen Street West has a chicken spinach salad that is TO DIE FOR. A whole chicken breast, endive, spinach, chopped almonds, and asiago cheese, I think, topped with a lemon viniagrette. Fantastique!
That pretty much sums up 2007. Back to you in a bit.
Two things I need to mention here. First, the lead singer of System of a Down is a much better singer than I ever gave him, or his band, credit for in previous years. His latest song, with a disturbing video of kids in preschool acting out a war scene, is quite powerful, and though the lyrics are somewhat repetitive, I certainly can't criticize, given the repetitive nature of the music I survived on from '99-'03.
Secondly, I consumed one of the best salads I have ever eaten earlier tonight. For those of you that can or are willing to make the trip, Bar One at 924 Queen Street West has a chicken spinach salad that is TO DIE FOR. A whole chicken breast, endive, spinach, chopped almonds, and asiago cheese, I think, topped with a lemon viniagrette. Fantastique!
That pretty much sums up 2007. Back to you in a bit.
More grumbling
Posted on 2006.11.18 at 23:07Current Mood:
sick
Current Music: Moulin Rouge soundtrack
Holy Crap! I had ( NO IDEA... )
Kidding. Actually, quite bad. But it suffers from the William Hung effect - so bad, it's somehow...though not quite good, not quite bad either. Limbo. Purgatory. Gray.
You decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAMiIrms
Personally, the flaming hula dancer saved it for me.
You decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAMiIrms
Personally, the flaming hula dancer saved it for me.
I am so fucking pissed off right now....
Posted on 2006.11.03 at 00:08Current Location: Room
Current Mood:
pissed off
Current Music: Andre Visor
( ... )
For all you people who like me, like to organize and collect music...this is a handy way to classify by genre...and is just basically cool overall.
http://www.liveplasma.com
http://www.liveplasma.com
Saw this on TR, and loved it. Thanks Ryan!
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs
Attn: Entrepeneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a good domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs
Attn: Entrepeneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a good domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
Fuck this. I hate you, LJ. Why can't you be like every other web board? Why you gotta not like normal HTML and make me switch? Why DOES YOUR "BIG" TAG FORCE EVERY OTHER LINE TO BE LARGER THAN THE NEXT? THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!!!!
